Lord, protect us from your servant, A.J. Burnett.
Protect us from his fastball command,
Protect us from his 59 feet curve balls,
And give strength to that new tattoo that is not helping at all.
Lord, guide Russell Martin’s Canadian glove hand,
Let him block pitches and wield a mighty April-like bat.
Lord, help Derek Jeter hit with runners in scoring position,
Seriously – people are booing A-Rod and Jeter has left a small village on the base paths.
And Lord, speaking of Alex Rodriguez and, while we’re at it, the middle of the order -
Can you do something about Mark Teixeira while you’re at it?
Lord, keep Joe Girardi’s head in the game and out of the match up binder.
Make sure he doesn’t stick with A.J. for too long like he did with C.C. Sabathia last night.
I still can’t believe he let Brett Gardner bat in the 9th inning when they were down by one with a runner on.
Lord, How did it come to this? A season in the pitching hand of A.J. Burentt;
Is this because Jesus Montero didn’t get into the game last night?









