Archive for ‘MLB’

May 9, 2012

MLB mobile site

by Jamie Insalaco

Every time I go to MLB.com’s mobile site, they ask me if I want to download their app. Apparently, I haven’t made myself clear, so let me take a minute to respond:

NO, DAMN IT! Leave me the hell alone!

(This is probably happening because my cache and cookies clear when I shut my mobile browser, but who knows.)

It’s still too early to watch the standings, but I can’t help myself. I hate to say "it’s getting late early" for Boston, but 12-17 is pretty dismal. On the other hand, Baltimore is 19-11, so who can expect either case to last? Not I. And look at the Angels! 13-18! Amazing – this is not what they were expecting when they signed C.J. Wilson and Albert Pujos.

As for me, I’m just happy the Yankees are above .500. So many slow starters on this team, under performers and injuries. Could be worse.

May 3, 2012

Cardinals put squirrel on their ring; Red Sox have highest beer & ticket prices

by Jamie Insalaco

The St. Louis Cardinals put the rally squirrel on their rings. You remember the rally squirrel, right? I guess that’s cool, but I’m not sure if I would want a squirrel on my World Series ring… unless he got a big hit or something. Maybe the Yankees should have put Kate Hudson on their rings when they won in 2009 -A-Rod was dating her at the time, and he played really well -probably his best post season ever. But St. Louis isn’t all squirrels and smiles -they have the second highest beer prices in Major League Baseball. How the hell did that happen? Isn’t St. Louis where a ton of beer comes from? According to fancostexperience.com, the Red Sox charge the most for beer AND have the highest average ticket price. Bastards. (FYI: beer prices are by the ounce -not by the cup.  All cups are not created equal!)

November 1, 2011

Sabathia staying in Bronx, Cardinals win World Series

by Jamie Insalaco

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Papa Bear CC Sabathia did jot opt out after all but  instead accepted a contract extension.  Now, the Yankeess and Sabathia are linked for 5 more years and $122 million – a 6th year automatically vests (as long as he’s healthy) at $20 million.

Oh yeah, the cardinals won the world series…  nice pun, Bergen Record.

October 28, 2011

Sloppy Cardinals Force Game 7

by Jamie Insalaco

The New York Times’ Tyler Kepner called game 6 of his year’s World Series “a sublime game 6 that will rank among the greatest in World Series history.”

Really?  That sloppy, error filled mess was one of the great games in world series history?  Not only can I think of better world series games, I can think of a better game 6 – see the 2001 world series.

But whatever – I’m glad the Cardinals won, because who wants to root for Texas?

I picked the Cardinals to win it all and I’m sticking with that.

September 28, 2011

PREDICTION: Rays Win Wildcard as Red Sox Complete Collapse

by Jamie Insalaco

Tonight, the American League Wildcard Race could be decided (as could the National League Wildcard Race, but yawn), unless both the Boston Red Sox and the Tampa Bay Rays have the same outcome, but that’s not what I foresee.

After last night’s victory over the Orioles, the Red Sox have to be a bit drained. Tonight, the BoSox are sending Jon Lester to the hill on short rest – I know it’s a must win game for them, but is this really their best option? Given the state of their pitching, it actually is. Also, Jonathan Papelbon threw over 25 pitches last night and although he had Monday off, he also threw a ton of pitches against he Yankees on Sunday. If they need him, how much does he have left? What about Daniel Bard? He also pitched yesterday. The Red Sox inabilty to keep the lowly Baltimore Orioles off the scoreboard is a problem that is bound to bite them in the butt again and although the Red Sox offense produced last night, it’s hard to have any faith in the team that has posted a 6-19 mark this month.

As for the Rays, they’re sitting pretty. The Rays will send power lefty David Price up against the Yankees starting pitcher To Be Decided – not to mention the fact that most position players not named Alex Rodriguez will probably ride the pine, and I don’t expect the Yankees to use any of their key relievers tonight, including Mariano Rivera, David Robertson or Rafael Soriano. Maybe the Yankees will start one of their kids like Dellin Betances and back him up with the likes of Andrew Brackman and Scott Proctor, although I also expect Phil Hughes to make an appearance out of the pen as that’s the role he’ll have in the playoffs. So yeah, I expect Tampa to beat the Scranton Wilkes-Barre Yankees tonight. I mean the New York Yankees… whatever.

The Red Sox are certainly a better team than the Rays, but everything is against the Red Sox tonight while down in Tampa, every possible situation the Rays could ask for is coming to fruition. If you’re a gambler, put some money on Tampa to win.

September 26, 2011

Brad Pitt on the cover of Sports Illustrated

by Jamie Insalaco

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I never thought I would see this day come to pass.  Am I the only one that is surprised to see Brad Pitt on the cover of Sports Illustrated starring in a sports movie that isn’t an inspirational sports movie?  I haven’t seen Money Ball yet, but I’m looking forward to it – still, Money Ball is  about business rather than sports, so it should be interesting to see how they dramatized the material.

September 17, 2011

AT&T Park, Home of the San Francisco Giants

by Jamie Insalaco

AT&T-ParkI took a trip to San Francisco and was able to see the Dodgers at the Giants in a battle of former New York teams on September 10, 2011.

December 14, 2010

Losing Cliff Lee to the Phillies turns the Yankees 2011 into a Season in Vain

by Jamie Insalaco
Joe Girardi Brian Cashman discuss Cliff Lee

"Brian, what are you doing here, talking to me? You should be in Texas, begging Andy Pettitte not to retire..."

In all honesty, it doesn’t matter now whether or not Andy Pettitte retires or not.  Now that Cliff Lee has become the number two starter in Philadelphia with the Phillies, joining Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt and Cole Hamels, does it really matter what anybody else does this winter?  Can you imagine facing this foursome in the World Series?  It boggles the mind!  The Phillies are now the immediate favorite (by a lot) to win the 2011 World Series behind their formidable pitching staff that makes the 2010 San Francisco Giants staff look pale by comparison.  OK, I admit that I’m panicking a little, but we’re two starters short and December is almost over!

The Yankees Hot Stove has been cooled significantly, and exactly where they go from here is anybody’s guess.  Well, we can guess that the Yankees are going to make a trade; they just signed catcher Russell Martin, so maybe they are planning to package a catching prospect (Jesus Montero, Austin Romain) and some pitching prospects together for a starting pitcher… but who knows?

I assume we’ll get the official word on Pettitte any day now.  You would assume the Yankees will make their move shortly after that.  We can only hope…

Giants clobber another inferior opponent
Another day, another dollar.  Good teams have to beat the bad teams, and that’s what the Giants have been doing the last two weeks.  The bad news is Steve Smith is hurt again, and he’s done for the season.  We’ll have to hope someone will step up in his place, but as we looked toward the playoffs, I don’t really know what to expect… if the team can get hot at the right time and Eli can stop throwing picks, anything is possible.

December 9, 2010

Musings: Mariano, Jeter, Crawford, Luke Scott

by Jamie Insalaco

Like the class act he is, Mariano Rivera resigned with the Yankees for 2 years/$30 million dollars.  Sure, other teams offered him more, but Mo doesn’t play that.  He’s a Yankee.  Besides, $30 million is nothing to sneeze at, even if you are as great as Mo, but especially because he’s over 40 years old.  Try explaining that to Jeter…

derek jeter greed is good

"Because Derek Jeter, for lack of a better word, is good."

Borderline diva Derek Jeter also resigned for 3 years/$51 million – but really, its either 3 years/$54 million if the Yankees buy out the fourth year player option or 4 years/$59 million if they don’t.  Jeter has been out there saying he’s not happy with the way the negotiations were handled, but frankly, when the Yankees offered 3 years/$45 million and Jeter rejected it and then the Yankees bid against themselves just to make Jeter happy…  well, I don’t have much sympathy for Jeter.  3 years/$45 million was not a fair offer, it was a generous offer, because even if it was a pay cut from Jeter’s previous salary, it still makes him the richest middle infielder in baseball.  But Jeter is mad about how public things got and Brian Cashman’s suggestion that he shop around if he thought their offer was unfair despite Jeter’s testimonial to the Yankee brass that he wouldn’t even talk to other teams.  Well, when Jeter turned down a generous offer like 3 years/$45 million and let his representation call it a “baffling” offer and the media said he was greedy…  What did he expect to happen?  He was being greedy, and that’s fine; this could be the last contract that he gets, and he has every right to pursue every  last dollar.  But the bottom line is that the Yankee’s first offer was an overpayment, they sweetened the deal and he still wasn’t happy because the negotiations weren’t all hearts and flowers.  Anyway, Jeter got his money, shot his mouth off – great.  Let’s hope this is the last we hear of this for the next few years.

The Red Sox signed Carl Crawford for 7 years/ $142 million… that’s a spicy falafel ball.  Think about it this way – he makes $2 million less than Mark Teixeira. That seems a bit crazy to me.  I speculate about whether or not the Yankees were ever really interested in Crawford… I know they’ve been singing his praises for years, but I’m starting to wonder if they were doing that just to drive up the price a little… I never thought Crawford would get this big of a deal.  I understand that he hit well in the three spot in limited duty there last year (49 games: .323 avg, .364 OBP, .526 slugging, 7 home runs), but I don’t think anyone expects him to blossom into a power hitter, and as his speed dissipates with age, Crawford will be extremely overpaid… kind of like Derek Jeter at the end of his last deal.  It’s also a bit curious why the Red Sox signed a speedster to play the smallest left field in the league, but what do I know?  Maybe he’ll be great for all seven years, but I wouldn’t bet on it.  I also don’t get why this is a brilliant move… why is paying someone $20 million a year to his singles and steal bases brilliant?

Finally, did you hear what Luke Scott said about the President?  It was very 2008:

“[Obama] was not born here,” Scott asserted to Answer Man in the session’s last segment. “That’s my belief. I was born here. If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go — within 10 minutes — to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ The man has dodged everything. He dodges questions, he doesn’t answer anything.”

What a loser Scott is.  The president should respond with the following statement:  “I look forward to meeting Mr. Scott next fall after the Orioles win the World Series…  Oh wait, I forgot – the Orioles are horrible.  Suck on that, Luke.  You’re a born loser.  ‘No you can’t!’  Sucka.”

(I was going to write something about the Giants demolishing the Redskins, but I figured, what’s the point?  The Redskins are AWFUL.)

November 27, 2010

Bernie Williams In Words and Music at William Paterson University

by Jamie Insalaco

I used to work in technical theater, so I’ve seen about a zillion lectures, concerts, plays and performances of all shapes and sizes.  Still, I have to say, I was not prepared for Bernie Williams In Words and Music at William Paterson University on Friday, November 12.

Unfortunately, I didn’t bring a pen, so details are going to be sparse.  I thought referring back to the program might be helpful, but not as much as I would have liked.    First, Mr. Williams played a song with the William Paterson Jazz Orchestra.  Then, he joined Phil Pepe, who peppered Mr. Williams with questions about this and that.  I’m no Bernie Williams scholar, so I was particularly interested to learn that Mr. Williams went to a performing arts high school. Otherwise, the interview was not particularly revealing.  After the interview was over, Mr. Williams rejoined the William Paterson Jazz Orchestra and played several songs – again, what songs were played was not noted in the program and I didn’t bring a pen and paper, so I don’t have that information.

I’m really happy that William Paterson University is really happy with their jazz program, and I enjoyed listening to the students play as well as recognizing the music theory students who wrote the arrangements the jazz band played of Bernie Williams’ songs, but in all honestly, I must say that I didn’t buy a ticket to the event to listen to Dr. WHATSHISNAME sing his own praises, Mr. Williams’ praises, his student’s praises, or practice his stand up comedy.  I would agree that the night was about music as much as it was about anything else, but it was supposed to be about Mr. Williams’ music, not the University’s jazz program.  Now if Mr. Williams wanted to take a time out and speak for ten minutes about the University or if it was necessary to fill time while Bernie was in the men’s room, that’s one thing, but again, I didn’t buy tickets to this event to watch Bernie stand there awkwardly holding his guitar.

The information I had said the event would last from 7 to 9, but they must have meant they had the Shea Performing Arts Center booked until 9, because they wrapped things up closer to 8:45 if not earlier, which I thought was disappointing.  This cut the Q&A terribly short and only allowed maybe six or seven questions from the audience; in my experience, Q&A sessions usually last an hour, or at least an hour is allowed for them.    I think a half hour would have been fine, but it went all too quick, and many people who waited patiently on a very short line didn’t get to ask their question.  The moderator even suggested that they were running behind… how that could be, I couldn’t guess.  The most interesting tidbit to come out of the Q&A was that Bernie has an interest in coaching someday, but he’s not ready yet.  Also, Bernie noted that he was not yet officially retired, which might be holding up the Bernie Williams Day crusade.

I also want to say how disappointed I was with a minority of the crowd.  People were walking out during the Q&A, like they were trying to beat the traffic or something.  It was embarrassing.

Bernie Williams rejoined the jazz band to close out the show with his rendition of Take Me Out To The Ballgame. I found this superior to the version I’ve heard Bernie play by himself; in spite of his superior arranging, I’ve always it repetitive.  But I enjoyed the evening, and I hope to see Bernie Williams at a similar event again sometime soon.

Bernie Williams In Words and Music at William Paterson University

program cover from Bernie Williams In Words and Music at William Paterson University

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